when I turn 18 instead of getting a tattoo I’m going to go into the distinguished gentlemen’s smoke shop and buy myself a nice pipe

no tobacco just a nice pipe

trying to introduce a scary character into a comic but you’re too fond of them and you make fun of them too much and then you’re like wait they were supposed to be terrifying oh no

im wearing a school tshirt, underwear and a pirate hat and I feel invincible

REASONS SCHOOL START LATER IN THE DAY: LESS DEER WHILE DRIVING

oh how i long for some cliche-ass shoujo moment before I am an old wrinkly grandma

TAKING ANATOMY AS AN ELECTIVE IS TERRIFYING

because you’RE LEARNING ALL THIS STUFF THE OTHER KIDS HAVEN’T

its like you have this awful awful knowledge and don’t know what to do with it

just walk up to someone and whisper in their ear

I know how your muscles contract”

charkyuu:

Sensei forgot his glasses

charkyuu:

Sensei forgot his glasses

imnotanegganymore:

rocketfists:

adriofthedead:

robbydude:

fangsbrokenrose:

butts-with-bro-shades:

pandy-snowfalling:

MY POOR HEART

WHEN DID THEY GET THIS OLD

MY CHILDHOOD

oh my god

that second picture made me shrivel up a little

Zoboomafoo clearly had some work done.

wh-

……

madcuteyo:

liftedandgiftedd:

njborn95:

so-boujie:

blue-eyed-hanji:

thelifeofnachos:

These shows taught me all about animals, science, math, geography, reading, grammar, kindness and friendship. 

This will always be golden 

aww yissss

I can feel the nostalgia ooze into my bloodstream

was Carmen Sandiego ever found

Wow I forgot about so many of these.

my fucking childhood!

Am i the only one who naturally read the titles in the jingle of their theme songs? Cept for zoooom

ririmon:

this just happened on my dashboard and i just

ririmon:

this just happened on my dashboard and i just

kaelio:

Have you ever seen something completely baffling but also technically excellent? I can’t believe how well this person edited Jane into Treasure Planet so she and Captain Amelia could fight the bad guy from Osmosis Jones. “Man,” I say to myself, “I could never make this bizarre music video about beloved animated characters becoming ghosts.”

puppetmasternaegi:

2xpistolsandawink:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

aktwerkthatbooty:

Jesus Christ.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

I just hurt myself laughing

Jesus, you JESUS.

OH MY GOD

Some notes on triggers.

technicolorchameleons:

therecoverywitch:

You know how it’s super fucking annoying when people say they have OCD because they like to keep their house just so? That’s what ‘triggered’ is turning into.

I have a serious issue with the way the word “trigger” is abused on this site. Some of you might find this to be a deal-breaker, and I understand if you do, but I’m not here to dismiss the concept of triggers outright. This also doesn’t mean that I will ignore requests to tag triggers.

Yes, PTSD is not the only mental disorder that involves triggers. Yes, the reaction to a trigger varies from person to person. But if you frequently find yourself being ‘triggered’ by every other post on this website, either you need to delete your tumblr now or you need to stop abusing that word.

If the mere mention of calorie-counting or a slur triggers you, you need intervention. You need to get off tumblr and get into the office of a professional therapist so they can help you learn to cope. I am not suggesting you get help to be insulting. I am suggesting it because having a panic attack because someone said the word “rape” is a sign of some very serious trauma and I want you to be well. 

Now, if you post a controversial topic and someone responding with disagreement or even rudeness “triggers” you, then you need to fuck off. Posting an opinion on a public site and then complaining about being triggered is akin to me venturing into a thinspo tag and complaining that it made me want to restrict. 

Triggers are not a silencing tactic. The entire Internet is in no way obligated to tiptoe around you. 

You are responsible for yourself and your well-being on this website. If you can’t get on Tumblr without being triggered once a week, any therapist worth their salt would tell you to stay away from Tumblr for your own well-being. 

I’ll post trigger warnings if I link to any graphic/shock content; if I ever describe abuse in detail; and if I transcribe any thoughts I have about wanting to restrict that may, in turn, make someone else want to restrict. Beyond that, your well-being is in your hands.

This. This right fucking here.

This needs to be read and understood, because it’s important. Extremely important.

This is what I’ve wanted to say for a thousand years and couldn’t figure out the way to word it. So thank you, OP. Thank you so much.

Moomin: First Day of Spring

moornin:

screamqueensnufkin:

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THANKS SATAN